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thatpresence replied to your post: Dear Adam,((Dear Loki, /puts his head on fire))
(( OuO ))
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Reasons why Loki shouldn’t have a magical squirt gun
*Instantly freezes, his hand stopping still on Loki’s zipper, his face still blank*
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*watches him*
Can-Can you just tell me I am not a bad person?
I’m not a bad person
*blink blink*
*stares*
*realizing he is staring at Loki’s crotch with his hand against the zipper of his pants*
*squeaks loudly and immediately pushes him away, effectively hitting Loki in the crotch. He falls over onto his butt, looking up at Loki with wide eyes* W-What’s going on?!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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WHAT THE HELL!!?!?! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME BRO!?
BRO!?
Because
most of the times you were trying to get me back with Natalia IN FRONT of Natalia
And I didn’t want to scream “HEY, I AM ALREADY WITH SOMEONE ELSE” in front of her.
OH HO HO HO HO~
What is your new lover like? Is she a pretty princess?
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going to bed
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LIKE THIS GILBERT.
LIKE THISSSSS
How much did you still plan to disgrace me?
Oh man… that attack is kinky!
You should us that on Natalia’s butt.
//THANK GOD NATALIA IS NOT HERE
Loki, I won’t do anything like that with Natalia, okay?
I will be really frank with you now
We won’t come back because I am with someone else. That’s it.
…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….excuse me?
Yeah. For like…A month now.
WHAT THE HELL!!?!?! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME BRO!?
BRO!?
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Reasons why Loki shouldn’t have a magical squirt gun
So you think this is my fault huh? And your solution is ignoring me? Well you can suck my dick.
What are you talking ab- *winces when he’s squirted again. Automatically his hand moves up to brush the water from his face, but his hand drops to his side instead, his expression becoming blank*
*He gave Loki a small nod before he fell down onto his knees, his eyes focused at the front of his pants, his expression still blank as his fingers pushed his shirt away, unbuttoning the top clasp.*
WHOA WHOA WHOA!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I-
Wait a minute…
Well heck this might not be so bad-
EDGAR.
JOY NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME. STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW.
*Instantly freezes, his hand stopping still on Loki’s zipper, his face still blank*
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*watches him*
Can-Can you just tell me I am not a bad person?
I’m not a bad person
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LIKE THIS GILBERT.
LIKE THISSSSS
How much did you still plan to disgrace me?
Oh man… that attack is kinky!
You should us that on Natalia’s butt.
//THANK GOD NATALIA IS NOT HERE
Loki, I won’t do anything like that with Natalia, okay?
I will be really frank with you now
We won’t come back because I am with someone else. That’s it.
…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….excuse me?
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Reasons why Loki shouldn’t have a magical squirt gun
So you think this is my fault huh? And your solution is ignoring me? Well you can suck my dick.
What are you talking ab- *winces when he’s squirted again. Automatically his hand moves up to brush the water from his face, but his hand drops to his side instead, his expression becoming blank*
*He gave Loki a small nod before he fell down onto his knees, his eyes focused at the front of his pants, his expression still blank as his fingers pushed his shirt away, unbuttoning the top clasp.*
WHOA WHOA WHOA!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I-
Wait a minute…
Well heck this might not be so bad-
EDGAR.
JOY NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME. STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW.
*Instantly freezes, his hand stopping still on Loki’s zipper, his face still blank*
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*watches him*
Can-Can you just tell me I am not a bad person?
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CAN’T YOU STOP THIS STUPID SQUIRT THING?
–Gil via yourawesomenesspreussen (via pirate-supein)
XDD!!!!
(via yourawesomenesspreussen)
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LIKE THIS GILBERT.
LIKE THISSSSS
How much did you still plan to disgrace me?
Oh man… that attack is kinky!
You should us that on Natalia’s butt.
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Reasons why Loki shouldn’t have a magical squirt gun
You… scare me… a little. When I look at you, I see the result of the worst mistake I’ve ever made. All the problems you face, you blame me for them, and I blame myself just as much. You would be happy if I had just left you alone when we first met.
I also think that… you are ruining your own chance of happiness, and you have no one to blame but yourself. Things like that make you really upset, but instead of getting upset, you should just learn from your mistakes, and find a solution.
I want to help you. I want to hug you, and be best friends with you… but… part of me is concerned that you still…
*he stopped, wincing and rubbing his head* Loki?
What?
… *laughs* Nothing. I just feel dizzy.
So you think this is my fault huh? And your solution is ignoring me? Well you can suck my dick.
What are you talking ab- *winces when he’s squirted again. Automatically his hand moves up to brush the water from his face, but his hand drops to his side instead, his expression becoming blank*
*He gave Loki a small nod before he fell down onto his knees, his eyes focused at the front of his pants, his expression still blank as his fingers pushed his shirt away, unbuttoning the top clasp.*
WHOA WHOA WHOA!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I-
Wait a minute…
Well heck this might not be so bad-
EDGAR.
JOY NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME. STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW.
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Hope you step on a lego.
Come now chibi moon! There is crime afoot!
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-Kicks you-
:I
‘*squirt*
C’mon! Let’s go fight someone! Do you know anyone who needs help!?
CAN’T YOU STOP THIS STUPID SQUIRT THING?
No, I don’t know anyone who needs help now.
HAVE FUN WITH ME DAMMIT!
HOW CAN I HAVE FUN WHILE DRESSED LIKE THIS??
LIKE THIS GILBERT.
LIKE THISSSSS
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Reasons why Loki shouldn’t have a magical squirt gun
You… scare me… a little. When I look at you, I see the result of the worst mistake I’ve ever made. All the problems you face, you blame me for them, and I blame myself just as much. You would be happy if I had just left you alone when we first met.
I also think that… you are ruining your own chance of happiness, and you have no one to blame but yourself. Things like that make you really upset, but instead of getting upset, you should just learn from your mistakes, and find a solution.
I want to help you. I want to hug you, and be best friends with you… but… part of me is concerned that you still…
*he stopped, wincing and rubbing his head* Loki?
What?
… *laughs* Nothing. I just feel dizzy.
So you think this is my fault huh? And your solution is ignoring me? Well you can suck my dick.
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You? No. I’m angry with the other one.
You see I don’t see you both as Loki. There is you, whom I love more than anything. And I know you’re a good person, and the best partner I could ask for.
That other man, from my time, is a bitter fool. You’re not the same. And don’t let him convince you otherwise.
But I am going to grow into him… Julian.
I-… This might sound selfish… But you might think I am a good person, but I can still.. become that.
Well, we’ll just have to find out a way to fix it. But why talk about that now?
Let’s do something fun together. It’s been a while since I’ve seen a genuinely happy look on your face.
I haven’t had much reason to be.. I just found out for the next century I am going to be so miserable that I will become a fucking monster.
Loki, listen.
I am going to stop it from happening. I promise. And there isn’t anything Xavier can do about it, alright?
Please smile for me tonight, so I can be strong tomorrow.
*tries forcing a smile*
